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On the first day of Christmas. St Viper’s Style! MWAHAHAHAHA!

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On the first day of Christmas. St Viper’s Style! MWAHAHAHAHA!

On the first day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

A box full of monster biting fleas.

On the second day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the third day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the fourth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the fifth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the sixth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the seventh day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the eighth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

8 Ray guns blasting

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the ninth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

9 Fireballs fizzing

8 Ray guns blasting

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the tenth day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

10 Bombs exploding

9 Fireballs fizzing

8 Ray guns blasting

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the eleventh day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

11 Heroes leaping

10 Bombs exploding

9 Fireballs fizzing

8 Ray guns blasting

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

On the first day of Christmas St Viper’s sent to me:

12 Villains laughing

11 Heroes leaping

10 Bombs exploding

9 Fireballs fizzing

8 Ray guns blasting

7 Viper’s hissing

6 Sharks a-swimming

5  Rings of power

4 Tornado tins

3 Acid Baths

2 Cloaks of Doom

And a box full of monster biting fleas.

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