Monthly Archives: January 2012

Demon’s Birthday List

I’m writing a list of all the things i’d like for my birthday. So far I’ve got:

  • The “Who’s Super?” trading card for Mind Meddlini and Takecare.
  • Test tubes of the black plague.
  • A lightning bolt bazooka.
  • Bulging bicep beans.
  • A watch with a special dial that sends a signal to your parents’ brains and makes them say ‘yes’ to whatever you ask for. It’s called a Gotcha watch.
  • A master key which will unlock any door.
  • The book: ‘Hypnotizing Heroes to be Horrendously Hideous’.
  • An app that is secretly downloaded onto the mobiles/computers of your enemies and lets out a bloodcurdling scream when they least expect it. Great in the middle of the night.

What do you think I should ask for?

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HOW TO SPOT A SPY BY DEMON KID

I’ve been given World Domination homework on How to Spot A Spy. This is what I’ve come up with so far.

  •  Spies sneak around at night and come out of odd places like manhole covers, wardrobes and trees. Sometimes they use a parachute.
  • They wear a dinner jacket and bow tie for dinner.
  • Spies know all about weapons and are licensed to kill.
  • They pretend to be a different person to blend into the environment. Some facts about their life might not add up or they may forget what they’ve said and change their story.
  • Spies are good-looking. Lots of people want to be their girlfriend or boyfriend.
  • They talk into the lapel of their jacket, or into their watch (but it’s really a secret microphone back to headquarters or a taping device)
  • They have the latest, high-tech gadgets.
  • They are good at fighting and always have a sports car, speedboat or helicopter hidden out of sight for a quick get away.
  • They have a ring that flicks open with sleep serum inside. Because you never know when you need to put someone to sleep.
  • They can disappear suddenly and without trace.

Can you think of anything else?

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MY PERFECT SUPER VILLAIN OUTFIT BY DEMON KID

At school I have to wear the St Viper’s uniform, but I’ve been thinking about what I could put on when I’m out trying to take over the world with my dad. I would like a black jumpsuit with a picture of a blazing fire on the chest, a cape with real flames on the edges, wristbands loaded with weaponry and jet propulsion boots with metal toecaps, which can be used to kick through steel doors.

 What would your outfit be like?

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IF I RULED THE WORLD BY DEMON KID

If I ruled the world I would:

  1.  Ban school and make playing computer games and watching TV good for you. I’d have infinity plus one TV channels to choose from.
  2. Send people I don’t like through a black hole.
  3. Have my secret lair inside the Statue of Liberty’s torch.
  4. Tell my mum and dad when they must go to bed. And it’s not very late!
  5. Time travel in my very own TARDIS, so I can repeat really fun things.
  6. Vaporise everything that’s pink.
  7. Turn my teachers into slaves. And they’d have to carry heavy school bags around all day and stand outside in the cold during their coffee break.
  8. Have a mountain made of cake for my birthday. With at least twenty metres of icing. And chocolate. A lot of chocolate.
  9. Use a mind control consol on Chill (a senior year boy at St Viper’s, who keeps trying to turn me into a frozen fish finger) and his gang of bullies. I’d make them pick their noses, slap their own faces and pour porridge onto their heads.
  10. Make everything free for me, Stretch, Wolfgang and Shrink, because we’re awesome villains.

What would you do?

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This is the cover of the first book about me! I’m Demon Kid, I’m ten, and I’m a super villain.

 

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